Wednesday, January 27, 2010

I Delcare Bull

So I was in the grocery store tonight. I was super tired and looked up and saw a hot chick in a bikini. I thought to myself, 'Hmmm, she looks nice. Super cute suit. Killer tummy. Wait. WHAT?' Yeah. OCTOMOM is apparently gorgeous and rocking a bikini bod- get this, with no surgery. YEAH RIGHT.

This is featured on the cover of STAR magazine. This is what she looked like while pregnant. And you're telling me she looks like this one year after giving birth to EIGHT CHILDREN?! I don't mean to rewrite this post but there's no way. Maybe I'm just bitter. Maybe I'm jealous my tummy doesn't boast a taut lil' button. But seeing that mag cover clearly urked something in me. And that something is...just be honest. Rock that killer body and give praises to the medicine that helped you. I know I shouldn't care. Maybe it's my new photoshop class that's giving me license to claim bull...

4 comments:

Mrs. Davis said...

ha, I've seen that too and there is no way! I didnt even look like that after one baby, so yeah. I think she had some help. Also, look at all the surgery Kate Gosselin had to have to look the same way, and she had 6.

K said...

Hi, just stumbled across your blog. I totally agree about the Octo-mom! Ha- there's no way she looks that good without photoshop and/or surgery! I am jealous though cause I know she does look better than me and she had EIGHT at the same time I just had one a year ago. :/

GMA Judie said...

Meghan....you are beautiful and couldn't have a cuter shape. All woman feel like their bodies are less than perfect after a baby, just don't dwell on it. That tummy will tighten up with time.
Octo-mom may look good in pictures, but she is a sicko.

Sarah R.Conley said...

you will look that good once you learn photoshop... it's all in the editing.. .believe me!